What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 07:08

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
Quia qui rem laborum itaque vel.
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
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